Psychotic? Needy? Insecure?
Then this blog could be for YOU!
So you know that girl you really like? You know the one, hangs out with you, tells you where she's going out, confides all her boy troubles in you? This blog is to help you make her yours!
Because after all, She's clearly interested, right?
So, she hangs out with you, but never makes a move. Well what are you waiting for?! She wants you to pounce on her like a lion on a zebra! She's just playing hard to get by emphasising you're just friends. I mean come on, who wouldn't be interested in a guy who's going to watch your every move? Go for it! You jump on her! She never has to worry about getting into trouble because you'll be there for her! Whether she knows it or not, You know her number off by heart anyway, even if she doesn't know you have it she'll thank you for the unexpected text confessing your undying love for her!
What girl doesn't want a guy to fall head over heels for her and remind her of it every half an hour? You're not the reason you haven't got a girlfriend, they are. After all, the last few called it off because you were 'too nice' so surely it's not you who's at fault, they just weren't ready for an awesome relationship.
Secondly, she tells you where's she's going on nights out.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? YOU GO THERE TOO, RIGHT NOW!
She's only telling you so you'll turn up unannounced, she'll think it's sweet and romantic. She's only kidding when she tells you it's stalker-type behaviour, you know the playground rules, insult the one you fancy and all that. Get in there. There's nothing that says 'I care for you deeply' more than crashing her nights out. If she looks horrified she's just thinking about how stupid she is to not be with you yet ;)
Remember though, you don't have to talk to anyone else, just her. Follow her around and text her even though you're standing right next to her, she'll think it's sweet and thoughtful, forget all these other guys who say play it cool, they obviously don't know what they're talking about, even if they have had a girlfriend for 2 years...
Thirdly, the boy troubles. You're always there to lend an ear when Tom lets her down, or Ben leaves her for her best friend, but it's not a caring friend she wants, she's telling you these things as subtle hints! She wants YOU, not the guy she tells you she's interested in! She's dropping hints on what kind of guy she wants to be with so you can take note and be perfect for her.
After all you already know her favourite movie, song, band, place to hang out, clothes store, underwear store, coffee shop, food, sweets, shoes, animal, colour....
How could you go wrong?
If she tells you to leave her alone or to go away, DON'T LISTEN TO IT!
Stay and fight your corner, the ladies LOVE a guy with passion and fire to him, so if you scream that you won't leave things like this and that you love her, she'll be like putty in your hands. A girl loves a guy with mood swings, after all you can't get more spontaneous than a random show of anger every now and again, right? Oh, and remember to confide you're undying love and steely strong feelings in everyone who's close to her, so she knows you care enough to get on with her friends. Girls love it when their friend knows everything you've ever said to each other, it gives them more opportunity for her to talk about how much she really wants you, Because let's face it, what else would she have to talk about? She may not have told you yet, but again she's playing hard to get.
So guys, if this is a situation you're in, then these are just a few handy tips on how to get the girl you're obsessing over.
Remember, stalking's only illegal if you get caught ;)
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