So, i've got a formspring, as a lot of us have. And I was just finding it funny reading comments that people get, which are nasty. It's like oh shit, i've got a chance to have some IMAGINARY balls, I'm gonna call this girl ugly. I'm going to say this guys an idiot and a stuck up prick, and I'm just generally going to cause trouble because i'm a proper little keyboard warrior.
It amuses me, I feel bad for the people who got it, because it's nasty as you will NEVER know who it is and no ones going to admit it, if they're going to anonymous in the first place then they're not going to be like 'it was meeeeeeeeeee lol kthnx'.
I got threatened on formspring, apparently i'm a filthy dog and ugly and all this and need to stay away from someones boyfriend... now, may I add I have no love interest in anyone at the moment and If I ever did have an interest in someone who was with someone, I would never say anything or act on it, at all. It's disrespectful and cruel, I've been in the position where i've been cheated on before and it's not a nice feeling. But anyway, so this random girl has said she's remaning anonymous because 'when i break your nose it'll be a nice shock'. Oh, okay. Right, but I'm guessing from your previous shows of bravery you'll arrive in a ninja suit, right? Or maybe even get your friend, or even better... your sister to do it. Yup, you're really scaring me, I'm shaking my socks off, no really.
So anyway, after I had a good long chuckle about the 'question' I deleted it, as if this person is passionate enough to defend her boyfriend, who I've not got a clue about who he is, then surely she can do it in person? You know, at least send a facebook message off HIS account, or even your own. Mind you, then you wouldn't be a keyboard warrior right? ha.
So there's a few reasons she's remained anonymous, of course aside from the shock of me getting my nose broken (may i add, BRING IT?)
So, one reason could be she's got a track record of being a jealous, over the top cow and her boyfriends sick of her outbursts, so she's going to sneakily jeopardise any friendship he may have with a girl or anyone he's met that may piss her off or be a threat. OR.. she's incapable of acting on her threats and knows full well she can't act on her words, a classic case of all bark, no bite. I personally have no bark, and a pretty nasty bite, which I never really need to use. Best way, I think. Anyway, so yeah, she could just be a cowardly little wench who's scared of the consequences of her own words, which I think is the most likely reason. OR.. the guy in question may not even be her boyfriend, now THAT would amuse me beyond any other explanation!
More to the point though, if i'm such a filthy dog slut bitch who's ugly... then... why are you threatened? Even if I was trying to smuggle your boyfriend off you, if what you say is true, tried and tested, then why waste your time? Why not just laugh at me behind my back with your boyfriend? Oh yeah, right. Because you ARE threatened, and you are ridiculously insecure. I get it now. You must be a catch, really.
You clearly trust your boyfriend beyond necessary and you're clearly secure about yourself and your relationship, that's why your spending time making empty threats which are backed by no evidence than your own paranoid mind reading too far into things. I'm sure how are you could be misinterpreted as something sinister in your warped mind.
The best part? I didn't reply, and deleted it, as someone with no spine does not deserve my time (hey, i rhymed!) and she then sent another question... ready?
'not gona reply shit bag?'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That was for your really good use of grammar and utilisation of the english language, kudos for you! And then this 'BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA' is for the fact that you are calling me a shit bag, a bag of shit, for not replying to you... not replying to your ANONYMOUS threat. So as I didn't reply to your anonymous cocky self, i'm the shit bag. Alright. That figures! :]
I'm not discouraging you from sending me these things by the way, they brighten my day, well, what spare time I have left after i've been being a filthy slut and an ugly dog all at once of course, as well as hiding away being a shit bag.
Woof, anyone? ;)
It amuses me, I feel bad for the people who got it, because it's nasty as you will NEVER know who it is and no ones going to admit it, if they're going to anonymous in the first place then they're not going to be like 'it was meeeeeeeeeee lol kthnx'.
I got threatened on formspring, apparently i'm a filthy dog and ugly and all this and need to stay away from someones boyfriend... now, may I add I have no love interest in anyone at the moment and If I ever did have an interest in someone who was with someone, I would never say anything or act on it, at all. It's disrespectful and cruel, I've been in the position where i've been cheated on before and it's not a nice feeling. But anyway, so this random girl has said she's remaning anonymous because 'when i break your nose it'll be a nice shock'. Oh, okay. Right, but I'm guessing from your previous shows of bravery you'll arrive in a ninja suit, right? Or maybe even get your friend, or even better... your sister to do it. Yup, you're really scaring me, I'm shaking my socks off, no really.
So anyway, after I had a good long chuckle about the 'question' I deleted it, as if this person is passionate enough to defend her boyfriend, who I've not got a clue about who he is, then surely she can do it in person? You know, at least send a facebook message off HIS account, or even your own. Mind you, then you wouldn't be a keyboard warrior right? ha.
So there's a few reasons she's remained anonymous, of course aside from the shock of me getting my nose broken (may i add, BRING IT?)
So, one reason could be she's got a track record of being a jealous, over the top cow and her boyfriends sick of her outbursts, so she's going to sneakily jeopardise any friendship he may have with a girl or anyone he's met that may piss her off or be a threat. OR.. she's incapable of acting on her threats and knows full well she can't act on her words, a classic case of all bark, no bite. I personally have no bark, and a pretty nasty bite, which I never really need to use. Best way, I think. Anyway, so yeah, she could just be a cowardly little wench who's scared of the consequences of her own words, which I think is the most likely reason. OR.. the guy in question may not even be her boyfriend, now THAT would amuse me beyond any other explanation!
More to the point though, if i'm such a filthy dog slut bitch who's ugly... then... why are you threatened? Even if I was trying to smuggle your boyfriend off you, if what you say is true, tried and tested, then why waste your time? Why not just laugh at me behind my back with your boyfriend? Oh yeah, right. Because you ARE threatened, and you are ridiculously insecure. I get it now. You must be a catch, really.
You clearly trust your boyfriend beyond necessary and you're clearly secure about yourself and your relationship, that's why your spending time making empty threats which are backed by no evidence than your own paranoid mind reading too far into things. I'm sure how are you could be misinterpreted as something sinister in your warped mind.
The best part? I didn't reply, and deleted it, as someone with no spine does not deserve my time (hey, i rhymed!) and she then sent another question... ready?
'not gona reply shit bag?'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That was for your really good use of grammar and utilisation of the english language, kudos for you! And then this 'BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA' is for the fact that you are calling me a shit bag, a bag of shit, for not replying to you... not replying to your ANONYMOUS threat. So as I didn't reply to your anonymous cocky self, i'm the shit bag. Alright. That figures! :]
I'm not discouraging you from sending me these things by the way, they brighten my day, well, what spare time I have left after i've been being a filthy slut and an ugly dog all at once of course, as well as hiding away being a shit bag.
Woof, anyone? ;)
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