Tips on How To Get 'That' Girl! Obsessive guys guide

Psychotic? Needy? Insecure?

Then this blog could be for YOU!

So you know that girl you really like? You know the one, hangs out with you, tells you where she's going out, confides all her boy troubles in you? This blog is to help you make her yours!

Because after all, She's clearly interested, right?

So, she hangs out with you, but never makes a move. Well what are you waiting for?! She wants you to pounce on her like a lion on a zebra! She's just playing hard to get by emphasising you're just friends. I mean come on, who wouldn't be interested in a guy who's going to watch your every move? Go for it! You jump on her! She never has to worry about getting into trouble because you'll be there for her! Whether she knows it or not, You know her number off by heart anyway, even if she doesn't know you have it she'll thank you for the unexpected text confessing your undying love for her!

What girl doesn't want a guy to fall head over heels for her and remind her of it every half an hour? You're not the reason you haven't got a girlfriend, they are. After all, the last few called it off because you were 'too nice' so surely it's not you who's at fault, they just weren't ready for an awesome relationship.

Secondly, she tells you where's she's going on nights out.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? YOU GO THERE TOO, RIGHT NOW!

She's only telling you so you'll turn up unannounced, she'll think it's sweet and romantic. She's only kidding when she tells you it's stalker-type behaviour, you know the playground rules, insult the one you fancy and all that. Get in there. There's nothing that says 'I care for you deeply' more than crashing her nights out. If she looks horrified she's just thinking about how stupid she is to not be with you yet ;)

Remember though, you don't have to talk to anyone else, just her. Follow her around and text her even though you're standing right next to her, she'll think it's sweet and thoughtful, forget all these other guys who say play it cool, they obviously don't know what they're talking about, even if they have had a girlfriend for 2 years...

Thirdly, the boy troubles. You're always there to lend an ear when Tom lets her down, or Ben leaves her for her best friend, but it's not a caring friend she wants, she's telling you these things as subtle hints! She wants YOU, not the guy she tells you she's interested in! She's dropping hints on what kind of guy she wants to be with so you can take note and be perfect for her.

After all you already know her favourite movie, song, band, place to hang out, clothes store, underwear store, coffee shop, food, sweets, shoes, animal, colour....

How could you go wrong?

If she tells you to leave her alone or to go away, DON'T LISTEN TO IT!

Stay and fight your corner, the ladies LOVE a guy with passion and fire to him, so if you scream that you won't leave things like this and that you love her, she'll be like putty in your hands. A girl loves a guy with mood swings, after all you can't get more spontaneous than a random show of anger every now and again, right? Oh, and remember to confide you're undying love and steely strong feelings in everyone who's close to her, so she knows you care enough to get on with her friends. Girls love it when their friend knows everything you've ever said to each other, it gives them more opportunity for her to talk about how much she really wants you, Because let's face it, what else would she have to talk about? She may not have told you yet, but again she's playing hard to get.

So guys, if this is a situation you're in, then these are just a few handy tips on how to get the girl you're obsessing over.

Remember, stalking's only illegal if you get caught ;)

Daring or Stupid..?

Can people change? If someone suddenly changes their ways have they become a better person or are they simply hiding it better? I understand everyone makes mistakes, it's natural and we are only human, temptation is a strong thing and it's a very easy thing to be lured by. ESPECIALLY when it comes to people you have feelings for. Whenever I seem to have strong feelings for someone, they never really go away. There's two I can think of, and my heart still pines for them. I still think about them a lot, although I shouldn't, and I hate it. That being said, I didn't love them but I think there was a chance to, until it all came crashing down.

So do people change? If someone fucks you over, plays you and treats you as a peice of meat and then claims to be different now, is it cruel to discard that possibility or stupid to believe it? I personally think it's stupid to believe them. They say once a cheat, always a cheat and player for life and all these so called phrases, and there's no smoke without fire.

Is it worth giving someone a chance if they've hurt you not once, but twice before? I feel like if I do i'm going to look like an idiot once again and kick myself when it all comes crashing down again and the worst part is I know that inside my mind will say 'I told you so'. And I am my worst enemy, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. I don't think people do change, not as drastically as they claim anyway. I believe change is gradual, and if someone messes you about 3 months previous, they're pretty much definately going to do it again.

Perhaps it's true what people tell me, perhaps I am a massive pessimist, but at the same time I'd rather think the worst and be proven wrong than expect the best and be let down. I've done that too many times, so If I keep myself away from someone I have feelings for, it's better in the long run as I don't want to be tied down and I am terrified of the thought that someone could have the potential to break my heart. I can't deal with the fact that someday, someone may have the biggest hold on me and there's nothing I can do about it.

I'm not scared of being happy, i'm just scared of losing control over what can happen to my feelings. I'd rather bottle them away and leave them to die, or at least fade to nearly nothing, than to open up to someone. As I think they're only going to hurt me in the end, or even worse I'll freak out and hurt them. Self sabotage is a thing I seem to do on a mild scale, it's not a nice thing. I'm suspicious of people's motives, I wonder why they choose me out of thousands of others. I want to know why they like me, why they want to meet me and all other things. I suppose it could be called paranoia, and it's not pretty but I just hate the thought that I could one day let the wrong person in, again, and end up stood there with nothing, not even my own heart.

I don't think someone will change their ways, not until they meet the right person and then it's a natural change. Some people will never change, and it's a sad tale to think like that but it's also very true. I include myself in this category, I can't see myself opening the door, especially not any time soon. I get told i've just not met the right person, but maybe I don't want to. How do I know who's right? I can't base it on my feelings, obviously, as they've been wrong before. There's no explosion of hearts and smiles like in an anime, much as I wish there could be. All in all, I don't think change comes quickly, and I certainly don't think taking a risk on someone who's hurt you is the right thing to do, definately not for me anyway. They're only going to mess me around and hurt me again, even if they don't know they're doing so.

It terrifies me, and I'm not afraid to admit that. Which is almost ironic.

Keyboard warriors & Anonymous Jokers :')

So, i've got a formspring, as a lot of us have. And I was just finding it funny reading comments that people get, which are nasty. It's like oh shit, i've got a chance to have some IMAGINARY balls, I'm gonna call this girl ugly. I'm going to say this guys an idiot and a stuck up prick, and I'm just generally going to cause trouble because i'm a proper little keyboard warrior.

It amuses me, I feel bad for the people who got it, because it's nasty as you will NEVER know who it is and no ones going to admit it, if they're going to anonymous in the first place then they're not going to be like 'it was meeeeeeeeeee lol kthnx'.

I got threatened on formspring, apparently i'm a filthy dog and ugly and all this and need to stay away from someones boyfriend... now, may I add I have no love interest in anyone at the moment and If I ever did have an interest in someone who was with someone, I would never say anything or act on it, at all. It's disrespectful and cruel, I've been in the position where i've been cheated on before and it's not a nice feeling. But anyway, so this random girl has said she's remaning anonymous because 'when i break your nose it'll be a nice shock'. Oh, okay. Right, but I'm guessing from your previous shows of bravery you'll arrive in a ninja suit, right? Or maybe even get your friend, or even better... your sister to do it. Yup, you're really scaring me, I'm shaking my socks off, no really.

So anyway, after I had a good long chuckle about the 'question' I deleted it, as if this person is passionate enough to defend her boyfriend, who I've not got a clue about who he is, then surely she can do it in person? You know, at least send a facebook message off HIS account, or even your own. Mind you, then you wouldn't be a keyboard warrior right? ha.
So there's a few reasons she's remained anonymous, of course aside from the shock of me getting my nose broken (may i add, BRING IT?)

So, one reason could be she's got a track record of being a jealous, over the top cow and her boyfriends sick of her outbursts, so she's going to sneakily jeopardise any friendship he may have with a girl or anyone he's met that may piss her off or be a threat. OR.. she's incapable of acting on her threats and knows full well she can't act on her words, a classic case of all bark, no bite. I personally have no bark, and a pretty nasty bite, which I never really need to use. Best way, I think. Anyway, so yeah, she could just be a cowardly little wench who's scared of the consequences of her own words, which I think is the most likely reason. OR.. the guy in question may not even be her boyfriend, now THAT would amuse me beyond any other explanation!

More to the point though, if i'm such a filthy dog slut bitch who's ugly... then... why are you threatened? Even if I was trying to smuggle your boyfriend off you, if what you say is true, tried and tested, then why waste your time? Why not just laugh at me behind my back with your boyfriend? Oh yeah, right. Because you ARE threatened, and you are ridiculously insecure. I get it now. You must be a catch, really.

You clearly trust your boyfriend beyond necessary and you're clearly secure about yourself and your relationship, that's why your spending time making empty threats which are backed by no evidence than your own paranoid mind reading too far into things. I'm sure how are you could be misinterpreted as something sinister in your warped mind.

The best part? I didn't reply, and deleted it, as someone with no spine does not deserve my time (hey, i rhymed!) and she then sent another question... ready?

'not gona reply shit bag?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That was for your really good use of grammar and utilisation of the english language, kudos for you! And then this 'BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA' is for the fact that you are calling me a shit bag, a bag of shit, for not replying to you... not replying to your ANONYMOUS threat. So as I didn't reply to your anonymous cocky self, i'm the shit bag. Alright. That figures! :]

I'm not discouraging you from sending me these things by the way, they brighten my day, well, what spare time I have left after i've been being a filthy slut and an ugly dog all at once of course, as well as hiding away being a shit bag.

Woof, anyone? ;)